A YMCA spokeswoman told the Patriot Ledger newspaper that because of the organization's emphasis on physical fitness, no doughnuts will be sold.
The shop will sell coffee, low-fat muffins, salads, sandwiches, yogurt, fruit cups and smoothies. All menu items must be approved by the Y.
But the Y may want to consult the nutritional information posted on the New England chain's website, which shows its low-fat muffins contain more calories and sugar than many of its doughnuts.
As America's foremost doughnut aficionado, Homer Simpson, would say: “D'oh!”
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